Introducing Astronomically Micromanaged premium oversized t-shirt — for the cosmic dreamers stuck in conference calls, the astronauts of ambition tethered by endless approvals, and anyone who knows the orbit of corporate life is controlled by managers pulling invisible strings.

Design Philosophy:
A surreal, space-inspired satire on workplace culture — where the thrill of exploration collides with the gravity of micromanagement. Featuring a lone astronaut suspended between giant hands, surrounded by office relics like swivel chairs, laptops, and files — this design speaks to every employee who’s been managed into another dimension.

Material & Make:

• 240 GSM heavyweight 100% organic cotton — soft, breathable, and built to outlast the workweek grind

• Oversized fit with drop shoulders for a relaxed, modern look

• Pre-shrunk, bio-washed, and printed with eco-friendly inks

• Woven Sheeple label on hem for subtle premium detailing

Fit & Finish:

• Relaxed oversized silhouette that moves effortlessly from workday to weekend

• Drop shoulders that keep you chill even when your boss is breathing down your neck

• Tagless comfort plus our signature Sheeple woven label — for those who play along, but see through the game

Wear it when:

• You’re asked for “one more revision” on a file you already perfected

• You’re floating between 27 tabs and 4 follow-ups from your manager

• Or simply when you want to remind the world that while they micromanage, you think in galaxies